Then I support you in being all-encompassingly stupid for as long as you want.
I guess I probably shouldn't ask why, but
I mean.
I'm guessing relationship problems? Mostly because I'm assuming you're shitfaced drunk and that's usually the reason people get shitfaced drunk, as I understand it.
He and his sister are like me in a lot of ways. Their father — and I use the term loosely — was a power-hungry bastard with a big gaping hole where morality should've lived, but he did sort of what my Agency tended to do, finding candidates and acquiring them. He just had a habit of calling them children, whereas we called them something else.
Alanei told me he'd always pick them in pairs, usually a boy and a girl, and he'd give them names that were anagrams of each other. So he could remember which one went with which, he said.
...Anyway. They had a worse time of it than I ever did, but that's how they ended up in Ennalore, like me. They ran by choice, where I ran by...I guess still by choice, but under duress. They were happy to be away from him where I was less thrilled.
His sister is a dragonslayer, which is actually how I met them. They came to me because they'd had an encounter with a dragon and Eliana had either killed it or spooked it away from its nest — they didn't really care to tell me which. But the dragon had left an unhatched egg behind and Alanei didn't want it to die.
I always thought that was something really charming about him. For a necromancer, Alanei loves life more than anybody I've ever met.
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Anyway, they're all right. Alanei is nice to me. You remind me a lot of him, actually, except for the necromancer part.
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and how do you knoq I'm not a necromancer
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Do you even know what a necromancer is?
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I know what a necromancer is, just bbecause. I didn't go to school doesn't mean I'm dumb
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And also because you seem to be very invested in turning your brain off, which usually goes along with the wanting to be dumb thing.
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I'm going to not know what a nevromancer is until tomprrow
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I guess I probably shouldn't ask why, but
I mean.
I'm guessing relationship problems? Mostly because I'm assuming you're shitfaced drunk and that's usually the reason people get shitfaced drunk, as I understand it.
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it'd kind of a long story. I can't make my braih come up with a short version
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I'll tell you one if you want. Or make one up for you. It's what I was born to do, you know.
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if you want to tell stories you should tell tgem because you want to, not because someone else wants you to
[ drunk, but wholly sincere. ]
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You really are a lot like Alanei.
How about if I tell you a story about him?
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Alanei told me he'd always pick them in pairs, usually a boy and a girl, and he'd give them names that were anagrams of each other. So he could remember which one went with which, he said.
...Anyway. They had a worse time of it than I ever did, but that's how they ended up in Ennalore, like me. They ran by choice, where I ran by...I guess still by choice, but under duress. They were happy to be away from him where I was less thrilled.
His sister is a dragonslayer, which is actually how I met them. They came to me because they'd had an encounter with a dragon and Eliana had either killed it or spooked it away from its nest — they didn't really care to tell me which. But the dragon had left an unhatched egg behind and Alanei didn't want it to die.
I always thought that was something really charming about him. For a necromancer, Alanei loves life more than anybody I've ever met.
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[ guess who finally remembered what a necromancer is ]
I'm glad you found each other