Once upon a time there lived a man who fired a gunshot into a wall, then painted a target around the place the bullet landed as proof of his expert marksmanship. My birthdate's astrological significance would be about as valid as his bullseye.
Besides, inventing mythology for one's own self-benefit generally ends badly for everyone concerned, doesn't it?
Counterpoint: all mythology was invented for self-benefit, for why else would a story ever be told? It's what people do with it that counts, and I doubt you're going to end an civilisation with your conjectures on whether that cluster of stars looks like a Sumpterbeast trying to get at the last apple in the basket.
I say shoot, anyway. The only person for whom the bullseye ought to have meaning is you. So what if it's a little ridiculous?
You also said that at critical junctures of the gala planning process; look at the shape of your regret now.
And a Sumpterbeast is a beast of burden endemic to Sumeru. They were domesticated for their strength, and our transportation networks couldn't exist without them. They're also quite friendly to boot. Here.
Planning a gala is slightly more effort than asking you to elaborate on a reference about your native world. But only slightly, given how much you like to elaborate.
I empathize with the Sumpterbeast, though. I suppose that's a natural reaction to have, when obstacles get between something and the thing one wants.
Rude. And how much worse off are you from me elaborating on the existence of Sumpterbeasts, hm?
Genuinely, though, I think you have room to empathise with them even more than you already do. Yes, this is an old argument, but yes, I will not stop. Be inspired by their unreasonable tenacity. You stop yourself to your own detriment.
No, I don't have to do anything. But I'm rather enjoying going out of my way to do so. If I've been accused of unreasonable tenacity, then it follows that I ought to live up to expectations, don't you think?
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Besides, inventing mythology for one's own self-benefit generally ends badly for everyone concerned, doesn't it?
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I say shoot, anyway. The only person for whom the bullseye ought to have meaning is you. So what if it's a little ridiculous?
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What is a Sumpterbeast?
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And a Sumpterbeast is a beast of burden endemic to Sumeru. They were domesticated for their strength, and our transportation networks couldn't exist without them. They're also quite friendly to boot. Here.
[ a moment later, a detailed sketch. ]
Well, I say they're gentle, but if you ever get between them and a bushel of apples, all bets are off.
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I empathize with the Sumpterbeast, though. I suppose that's a natural reaction to have, when obstacles get between something and the thing one wants.
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Genuinely, though, I think you have room to empathise with them even more than you already do. Yes, this is an old argument, but yes, I will not stop. Be inspired by their unreasonable tenacity. You stop yourself to your own detriment.
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You don't HAVE to take every possible opportunity to convince me of my apparent brilliance, Kaveh.
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