Lestat would start running background checks on you to see if you're a viable candidate for ensuring my lifelong happiness. Kaveh would probably seal you in some kind of pneumatic cage while he did it.
Don't get too cocky. He'd lay one of those cartoon traps with the box and the stick and put a bottle of red hair dye underneath. It'd be all over for you.
Same here. I mean, I'm sure they'd be classified if they did exist, but I doubt they do anymore. Or even if they did, the nosy party in question would have to reach them first.
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I hope you knocked on three kinds of wood for putting that in writing???
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Knocked on wood in triplicate, check!
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are you SURE the ideas would be terrible?
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You tell me how terrible that sounds.
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unfortunately my files are all classified... wonder if that DQs me or gives me a leg up?
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Classified or nonexistent?
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...good question. probably nonexistent, if I'm bein honest.
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